Closer

I am currently sitting here watching Paula's Party on the Food Network... and I have decided that I MUST be like Paula Deen someday.

She flirts with all these young men... yet she's in love with her husband... she's a total pervert... and she's pretty and a bigger lady, but still beautiful... an amazing cook... and she's hilarious.

Right now she has been kissing this hunk on the lips... like more than once... ugh. I'm so jealous.

Paula, teach me your ways.